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Chinese Camouflage Technology

By Ryan • Aug 27th, 2008

According to recently released CIA photos, the Chinese have been making great advancements in camouflage technology. US Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, addressed the nation on this breaking development saying we must bridge this camouflage gap.
These pictures were first leaked to Fox News two weeks ago. Shepard Smith stated that with [...]



Your Fake Olympic Updates: BELA KAROLYI CHALLENGES…

By Ryan • Aug 18th, 2008

Incensed with current allegation of Chinese gymnastic cheating and soft scoring, all to the detriment of Team USA, former USA gymnastics coach and current NBC gymnastics commentator, Bela Karolyi, challenged the Olympic gymnastics judges to a fistfight…



Your Fake Olympic Updates: MICHAEL PHELPS BEING TESTED…

By Ryan • Aug 13th, 2008

DATELINE – BEIJING, 08/13/08
MICHAEL PHELPS BEING TESTED FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SUBSTANCE
After winning his fifth gold medal in the Beijing games yesterday, once again in world record breaking form, a decision has been made by the IOC to test Michael Phelps for performance enhancing substances. Along with the usual performance enhancing substance and blood doping [...]